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COM98 lanyard in Yellow, Red and Black, with a woven strap and gold-toned clasp for keys. Made in the USA by Drew Dembs. Available at HydeForce.
Art: @snl
Welcome to the corporate family. Here is your complimentary lanyard. You are now one of us.
Pulled directly from the swag bag of a 1998 tech conference that decided the future, this artifact identifies you as a "Virtual Person." It’s a relic from the golden age of the dial-up web, repurposed for the identity-optional hellscape of today.
It’s more than a strap for your keys. It's a leash. It proves you have a registered IP address and a taxable physical form. It tells the world you have logged on and are ready for business. Congratulations, user.
Specifications:
CLASSIFICATION: Corporate Identification Swag
FACTION: COM98 / Virtual People Division
AESTHETIC: Late-90s Tech Bubble optimism.
FUNCTION: To hold your keys while subtly reminding you of your corporate obligations.
HARDWARE: Durable weave with a standard, nostalgically gold-toned clasp.
STATUS: You've got mail. And a mandatory piece of corporate flair.
Made in USA by: Drew Dembs