NOW TAKING PREORDERS
Please DO NOT order if you are changing your address within the next TWO MONTHS.
Our target ship date is Nov 15 but we are FUCKUPS and the people who ship your shirts are DRUG ADDICTS.
We will HAUL ASS to DO OUR BEST but sometimes OUR BEST is SHITE.
(If you order, please know that your card gets charged at time of order, not time of shipping!)
Problem?: use the SUPPORT BUTTON on THIS WEBSITE, not the one on MDE.TV!!!
THANK YOU
Art: Joeyy, Konzept, bicflame, @snl
我们的抹布仅在中国大陆使用100%报纸墨水染料印有最高品质的烧伤受害者服装。工厂已有100年的历史,许多服装产品包括耐克,FILA,肖恩·约翰,LL Beans,扬斯波特,巴黎世家,李维斯,汤米·巴哈马,奥贝,吉尔·吉尔,年轻鲁ck,维纳德·维内斯,本·特里尔,都市服装,泰迪·鲜。柔软的触感保证了吉尔丹豪华抹布的完美搭配。我们的工厂也生产劳力士折扣,请检查我们的最低价格。衬衫面料由天然花生壳粉和100%臭虫胸粉制成。盗版未经授权的商品将判死刑。怪物种类虚假购买剥夺不买。您购买时有许多幸福的祝福!
Our rag is printed with only the higest quality burn victim garment using 100% newspaper ink posion dye in mainland China. Factory 100 years old many garment produce Nike, FILA, Sean John, LL Beans, Jansport, Balenciaga, Levis, Tommy Bahama, Obey, J.Jill, Young & Reckless, Vinyard Vines, Ben Trill, Urban Outfit, Teddy Fresh. Soft touch guaranteed with perfect fitment Gildan luxury rag body perfection. Our factory also produce Rolex discount please check our price lowest. Shirt fabric made natural peanut shell powder and 100% bug thorax shell powder. Bootleg unauthorized merchandise death penalty great shame. Monster species false purchase only licensed garment buy. Many happy blessings on your purchase!
INVOICE: One (1) Extreme Quality torso cozy (Alstyle 1701 best blank don't argue).... One (1) limited edition 11x17 print that u can only get here (one per order only).... One (1) vial Non-Infected dental health gummies (prescription required)
Value on eBay six months from now
2x at least
Your Grief If you miss this pre-order
Medium-Infinite
Chances we will fuck the order up and have to refund you
Not Zero
My Gratitude for your Purchase
Unironically Extreme
Please Select Your Body Type
Anorexic (Small)
Fuckable (Medium)
Bodified (Large)
Extra Body Size (XL)
Chunk (2XL)
Chunked Shit (3XL)
Please Select Your Body Type
Just a Sniffle (Small)
Sore Throat (Medium)
Hacking Cough (Large)
Mild Fever (XL)
Pissing and Farting (2XL)
Welded Door (3XL)
Size conversion chart:
China size 10x = USA size 2x
Thank you for your support King (and the 3 female supporters we have)... This indie comedy game is no joke. Thankful for your protection and patronage every damn day. ::respectfully does Wakanda salute before vanishing in a puff of smoke::