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Please DO NOT order if you are changing your address within the next TWO MONTHS.

Our target ship date is Nov 15 but we are FUCKUPS and the people who ship your shirts are DRUG ADDICTS.

We will HAUL ASS to DO OUR BEST but sometimes OUR BEST is SHITE.

(If you order, please know that your card gets charged at time of order, not time of shipping!)

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THANK YOU

Art: @snl

The perfect shirt for anyone who's ever had a thought.

The front is clean, professional. The back is a list of everything wrong with the world, including teachers. We've also included a helpful tip for what to do with those pesky batteries.

It's a simple, honest shirt for simple, honest people who are right about everything.

Front: Respectable.
Back: A list of enemies of the people.
Logo: Borrowed from your mom's laundry room.
Motto: Bad ideas, trademarked.
Action: Wear your truth.

Education Sucks (Black)

Art: @snl

The perfect shirt for anyone who's ever had a thought.

The front is clean, professional. The back is a list of everything wrong with the world, including teachers. We've also included a helpful tip for what to do with those pesky batteries.

It's a simple, honest shirt for simple, honest people who are right about everything.

Front: Respectable.
Back: A list of enemies of the people.
Logo: Borrowed from your mom's laundry room.
Motto: Bad ideas, trademarked.
Action: Wear your truth.