Peacefully Existing is a hazardous occupation especially if you’re fumbling around in an airport bathroom trying to find your lighter and some pig cop wants to get nosy…

Introducing the Official Staff Uniform for the Extreme Peace Global Summit. Everyone else is dead so I guess that means you’re an officer now—suit up. 

The front of this cool tee features a jumbo-sized promotional montage of the dignitaries in question—a collage of revolutionary thinkers, imagination architects, and mad scientists. The back lists the keynote speakers and stakeholders who have endorsed the Extreme Peace doctrine at this year’s Extreme Peace Global Summit.

EVENT: THE EXTREME PEACE GLOBAL SUMMIT
SECURITY PERSONNEL: ALL DEAD, BODIES PILED IN THE BATHROOM
SAFETY FEATURES: ANSI-COMPLIANT BUTTER YELLOW WITH SLEEVE STRIPES
MATERIAL: 100% 棉 (MIÁN)