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T-shirt Fibres infused with over 3,000mL of essential oils and 82 different healing root extracts. T-shirt stinks like a chinese factory or Indian cat shit store... (for real we perfumed it)
Includes: Chichory Root, Bamboo Root, Cotton Root, Tree Bark Root, White Flower Root, Ingrown Root, Long/Short Root, Mushroom Root, Cacti Root, Spiral Root, Kava Kava Root (Percocet Root), Shoestring French-fry Root, Butterfly Root, Butter Root, Glass Shard Root, Boot Root, Suit Root, Sam Root
Your body is a complex system, but where's the user manual?! By popular demand, we have reissued the "Herbal-T"--a wearable diagnostic tool for achieving total somatic harmony.
The reverse contains the *key*--a complete, peer-reviewed iridology chart mapping the direct connections between the eyeball and all other essential organs, from the Pineal Gland to the Big Toe.
Stop guessing at what ails you and consult the schematic: "THE EYE IS THE LAMP OF THE BODY"
BRAND: ASHLEY SINCLAIRE HOME ORIGINALS COLLECTION / MATERIAL: I FORGOT