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Our target ship date is Nov 15 but we are FUCKUPS and the people who ship your shirts are DRUG ADDICTS.

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Heavyweight Flag Shorts, product image 1

Heavyweight Flag Shorts, product image 2

These are the shorts you wear to train for the fight of your life, alone in your garage.

They feature bold HYDEFORCE branding and a flag placement so aggressive it becomes art. The side stripes remind you what this is for: the home gym. The place where real strength is built.

IMPORTANT: This is a prototype release. We are still tinkering with the design. The final version might be different. What you get is an early look at greatness, flaws and all.

System: HYDEFORCE Athletics Division
Purpose: High-intensity training, patriotism.
Status:Prototype. Design not final.
Features: Loud, comfortable, controversial
Action: Join the beta test.

Heavyweight Flag Shorts

These are the shorts you wear to train for the fight of your life, alone in your garage.

They feature bold HYDEFORCE branding and a flag placement so aggressive it becomes art. The side stripes remind you what this is for: the home gym. The place where real strength is built.

IMPORTANT: This is a prototype release. We are still tinkering with the design. The final version might be different. What you get is an early look at greatness, flaws and all.

System: HYDEFORCE Athletics Division
Purpose: High-intensity training, patriotism.
Status:Prototype. Design not final.
Features: Loud, comfortable, controversial
Action: Join the beta test.