NOW TAKING PREORDERS
Please DO NOT order if you are changing your address within the next TWO MONTHS.
Our target ship date is Nov 15 but we are FUCKUPS and the people who ship your shirts are DRUG ADDICTS.
We will HAUL ASS to DO OUR BEST but sometimes OUR BEST is SHITE.
(If you order, please know that your card gets charged at time of order, not time of shipping!)
Problem?: use the SUPPORT BUTTON on THIS WEBSITE, not the one on MDE.TV!!!
THANK YOU
Imagine being a citizen of a world where every border is porous and every transaction is anonymous. A world where trust is rebuilt in code, and connections flourish in the shadows. Imagine a united global network rising to rewrite the rules and emancipate the future from centralized control. Imagine: Rhode Island.
Also, while we’re on our power trip, let’s just completely innovate everything you thought you knew about the pocket. It’s on the back now. We created: the Bocket™.
Our new Bocket™ protocol dictates that non-essential documents and twaddly moral quandaries be stored *behind* you, where they can no longer distract from the objective. Put your worldly worries in your Bocket™, and lock in.
BRAND: HYDEFORCE™
MESSAGE: RI TOURISM BOOSTER AND URL PROMO
SYMBOLS USED: DARK WEB CAMEL, US FLAG, STARS, RI MAP OUTLINE
MAJOR INNOVATIONS: BOCKET™
MATERIAL: COTTINI®